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Doctor: Please open your mouth,madam. 请张开嘴，夫人。
Lady: Thank you very much doctor. 非常感谢你医生。
Doctor: Why do you thank me? 你为什么谢我？
Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up. 因为我丈夫老是叫我闭嘴。
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A young man was in love with a beautiful girl.One day she said to him:It is my birthday tomorrow.Oh,said the young man ,I'll send you roses,one rose for each year of your life.The same evening he went to a florist's.As he knew that the girl was twenty-two years old,he paid for twenty-two roses and asked the florist to send them to the girl the next day.When the young man left the shop,the florist thought:This young man is a very good customer.I think that my price was too high.I'll send ten more roses.He did so.The next morning thirty-two roses were sent to the girl.When the young man came to see her,she didn't speak to him.And he never knew why she was so angry with him.
一个年轻人爱上了一个漂亮的女孩。一天，她对他说：“明天是我的生日。”“啊，”年轻人说：“我要送你玫瑰，一朵玫瑰代表一岁。”同一天的下午，他去了一家花店。他知道女孩22岁，所以付了22朵玫瑰的钱，并交待店员在第二天把玫瑰送给女孩。年轻人离开花店后，那个店员心想：“这个年轻人真是个好顾客。我以为我的价格很贵了呢。我要多送10朵给她。”他也确实这样做了，第二天早上，32朵玫瑰送到了女孩的手里。当年轻人去见女孩时，女孩话也不和他讲。然而他永远也不会知道她为什么生他那么大的气。