英语作文 两百字 一个有趣的笑话
especially when she fell out. We’ll look at things.
Then, in a nearby field, as well.
I’ve only got $ 10. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy.
When the plane landed, he told the pilot.We haven’t been anywhere for a long time.
Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said. Can my wife come with me for free? The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, but he would not let her spend any money.", All right, but I’m not going to spend much money, so he said, but we won’t buy anything. ",", I’ll make a bargain with you, they saw a small airplane.
Fun flights! the notice said, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, you know, she can have a free flight, $ 10 for 10 minutesMatt and his wife lived in the country, and got into the small airplane with his wife.
The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down, the pilot said. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, Matt.
Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However; his wife said.
They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.
Let’s go to the fair. It wasn’t easy for her, 0. K. your wife didn’t make a sound. She can have her ride free.
Thank you, Matt said;
Matt agreed
求一篇英语笑话小短文
Two Man
A part of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum . They came across one individual in the grounds, with wild eyes, disheveled hair, feverishly endeavouring to catch flies and keep them in his pocket.
“His was a sad case,”said the attendant. “Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man.”
“Treeible.” said a visitor .
Presently they came to a padded cell, in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.
“That’s the other man,” said the attendant.
两个男人
一群游客被领着参观一所精神病院。在院子里他们遇见一个人，他长着一双疯狂的眼睛，头发蓬乱，正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇，把它们装在他的口袋里。
“他病得很惨，”陪同人说，“在他当兵打仗的时候，他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了。”
“真可怕。”一个游客说。
不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前，听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。
“这就是那另一个男人。”陪同人说。
有点短……不清楚是不是初三级别的……